• dumbledore: sit down you little fucks i ain't done yet
• dumbledore: to hermione granger thank fuck you read books or else these two dipshits would be dead by now here have 50 points or something
• dumbledore: to ron weasley for being an awesome chess player here bro let's fist bump you a little smart ginger 50 points for you too
• dumbledore: next for harry potter cuz i know i'm only breeding you to die and i feel bad bro here have 50 points sorry about your shitty life xoxo
• dumbledore: and neville here have like 10 points cause i hate slytherin and i need an excuse for gryffindor to win okay dumbledore out

ziggyreallysang:

Impressive typing skills TYPING SKILLS IMPRESSIVE at the PHARMACY pharmacy IMPRESSIVE

caballo-ballo:

thepizzaofmyeye:

spockblocked:

mashcartel:

nerdycouture:

lukethreepwood:

littleradge:

celestialcow:

xcryinglighting:

Yes, I play videogames :)<3

Yes, I drink coke. :) <3

Yah i play vidya gaem 2

Yes, I own a coffee table :)<3

Yes, I use paper towels :)<3

Yes I play vidya gamez 3 s0 unique pl0x.

I PLAI DREEMCAST

~*~GURL <3 GAMER~*~

I LOVE ALL OF YOU <3

Someone should do this but with a sex toy. js

the-crimson-knight:

emberlux:

xviixiii:

jukeboxhound:

“…and a large fry for Mother.”

LOLOLOL 

OMG! That would make my day if I worked there! lmfao!

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mynameislu:

Been practicing my touch typing this weekend

The quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog

The quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog

The quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog

The quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog

The quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog

The quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog

The quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog

The quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog

The quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog

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